tonight's the night

the night i found out it was over

tonight's the night

i'll drink this whiskey til' I'm sober

tonight's the night

i realise that i've got older

tonight's the night

tonight's the

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she walks in

she's plainer than i thought she would be

you say she's not your usual type

well i know baby cause that was me

i'm really glad i met her first

so i didn't choke when you introduced me

she don't remember my name

but i wont forget her name

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chorus

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what's she got that I ain't got?

a 50 million dollar jackpot?

what's she got that I aint got?

a house in the Bahamas?

you used to like big lips

used to like big hips

a great big pair of massive pushed up Breasts

what's she got that I ain't got?

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now you're telling me

that you're so happy there's no drama

what are you tryin'a do

disable me of all my armour?

whatever happened?

cause you used to be such a charmer

and as you leave from the table

i wonder are you unstable...

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chorus

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what's she got that I ain't got?

her own ocean free with a yacht?

what's she got that I aint got?

a greenhouse of home grown pot?

you used to like my boots

used to call me cute

even with my 2 inch dirt blonde roots

what's she got that I ain't got?

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the night moves on

it's one of our songs you are a'playin

'we're the champions'

and all the crowd they are a swayin'

but when i look at you

it's my heart that she is slayin'

and when you look at me 

how can you think you're not betrayin'?

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chorus

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what's she got that I ain't got?

a car with an open top?

what's she got that I aint got?

a genie in a fuckin' teapot?

is she that rare?

is it her underwear?

do you like girls with pubic hair?

dyed and shaped into a pink floyd sign?

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what's she got that I ain't got?

does she make you feel like lancelot?

what's she got that I aint got?

a castle in camelot?

you used to like my lips

used to like hips

used to love all my naughty bits

what's she got that I ain't got?

it's the fuckin' genie in a teapot!

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